I read this blog called "The Meanest Mom." This post had me laughing out loud. . . that's right, all by myself, laughing out loud. Judge if you must, but sometimes you just need a good chuckle.
Here it is
You may want to take a trip to the bathroom before you settle in. I'm serious.
An UPDATE
For anyone interested, the whining experiment is going great. I asked her to tell me what whining sounded like. She didn't even know. I demonstrated. It wasn't pretty. She stared with her mouth open. Needless to say, there has been minimal whining for 2 whole days. . .and that includes a grocery shopping trip. Not bad, not bad at all.