ATTENTION all crickets:
I do NOT want you near my house.
I do NOT appreciate your songs
I do NOT appreciate your visits in the dark of the night.
Especially the visits that involve you walking across my face.
Visit me again in the night. . . and you WILL die. Just like your little friend did last night.
I'm completely grossed out.
Sincerely,
Kayleen
p.s. I will never look at Jiminy the same way again.
