Here's how tonight's dinner conversation went down.
Tyler: What number of job is this for you, Dad?
Me: Shane, tell him all of the jobs you've had before this one.
Shane: Well, I worked at McDonalds and a pizza place. Then I was a tutor.
Tyler: (making a fart noise) A TOOTER! HAAAAA! HAAAA! HEE, HEE HEE!!!!
Needless to say, our son may require a tutor in the near future. . . possibly for vocabulary.
